Happy Birthday Matthew!

Today is Matthew’s 5th birthday! Five years ago today, Matthew entered the world:

And he slept:

And he cried:

And on occasion, he was happy:

But things got rough and after a brief stint in jail:

He escaped:

And joined the Bloods:

He got quite a reputation. After the witness relocation program, he only had a shoe and a box to play with:

Unfortunately, he went through a horrible Nutella addiction (as did his mother):

And he started hanging out with the wrong crowd:

He started giving financial advice:

But that didn’t work out. In an effort to escape money laundering charges, he cut his hair and attempted to mail himself to Barbados:

When that didn’t work, he tried a different disguise:

He beat the money laundering charges and decided fashion was his calling:

He also tried farming:

And showbiz:

But living life on the edge tired him out:

So he cleaned up his act:

And defied his parents by joining the Young Republicans:

Then he set out to slay evil dragons:

But things didn’t quite go as planned:

Fortunately for him, he has a secret identity and was able to use his powers to escape:

But he will always be our little boy:

Matt has made our lives incredibly rich — and entertaining! We love you, Matthew!


5 Responses

  1. Happy Birthday, Matthew!


  3. Happy Birthday, Matthew! Have a great day.

  4. Happy birthday big guy. papa

  5. Happy Birthday Matthew!

    Uncle Brian

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